User Profile
Add Friend
Add Note
Track User
Send Message
Send V-Gift
hoostin's Journal
Created on 2001-07-23 13:24:48 (#267241), last updated 2005-10-18
369 comments received, 373 comments posted
Basic Account [Gift]
280 Journal Entries, 0 Tags, 0 Memories, 0 Virtual Gifts, 3 Userpics
Basic Info| Name: | Ryan |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 11-27 |
| Location: | Worcester, Massachusetts, United States |
| Website: | http://users.wpi.edu/~rtully07 |
Bio
|
|||||||||||||||||
Make your own LiveJournal Trading Card!
Brought to you by
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
crossfire_
"Never be a chemistry major. I can no longer eat or drink anything within imagining what it consists of and how exactly by body metabolizes it. I no longer think as water as liquid, but a dense conglomeration of molecules. I hate my life."
--Ryan Tully
"Two roads diverged in the wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference."
--Robert Frost
"Alexander looked at the breadth of his domain and wept, for there were no new lands to conquer"
"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life, but for me... it was Tuesday."
--M. Bison
"Go banana!"
--Ralph Wiggum
"Don't make me destroy you."
--Darth Vader
"Evil will always win because good is dumb."
--Dark Helmet
"Say good bye to your two best friends, and I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago."
--Dark Helmet
"The pentagon is tighter than a virgin"
--Jimmy Dickerson
"Logan is easier than a French prostitute"
--Jimmy Dickerson
"Matt! It's only a gun!"
--Ryan Tully
"There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root."
--Henry David Thoreau
"Evil events from evil causes spring."
--Aristophanes
"Through avarice, evil smiles; through insanity, it sings."
--Anonymous
"Evil unchecked grows, evil tolerated poisons the whole system."
--Jawaharlal Nehru
"Yield not to evils, but attack all the more boldly."
--Virgil
"The children of evil are surely insane."
--Judith Moriae
"My cawk goes first!"
--Jeffrey Pugliese
(Musical tone)"I don't give a fuck!"
--Chris Wojick
"It amazes me that sometimes, I'll receive a letter from someone I've never met before that's little more than a long string of insults. When I answer this letter--if I answer this letter--with the response it deserves, with the vitrolic hate that kind of thing inspires in me, with elaborate death threats and insults more carefully crafted than the finest Russian scrimshaw, topped off with an unshakable guarantee that if I ever meet the correspondent, I will destroy them in ways that were not possible a scant twenty years ago, the response is invariably something along the lines of, 'Hey, I was only kidding.'
Guess what, assclown; I'm not kidding.
I don't know you, jackhole, and even if I did, odds are pretty good that I wouldn't tolerate that kind of thing from you without snap-, jump-, and mule-kicking you in the lungs (collect the set!). If that sort of thing is the accepted form of social interaction in whatever backwater hellhole you live in, fuck you and good luck, but don't think that I, a stranger to you, will appreciate your wit when it's directed at me. Jokes are never as funny from the receiving end, and if you had the imagination and forethought of a seven-year-old child, you'd understand that."
--Thomas Wilde
"I'm still reeling from the guy on the gamefaqs.com message boards who claimed, with a ':)', that he 'spells things his own way.' To this, I respond, in the only way I know how: you, sir, are a douchebag. Do me a great favor, gentle stranger, and fatally injure yourself with common household objects. Thank you."
--Thomas Wilde
"Other FAQ writers have actually gotten letters from people who thought that they were the games' developers. I've received similar e-mails, a disproportionate number of which come from AOL users, thus providing me with all the motivation I could ever need to burn AOL to the ground and sow the ground with salt."
--Thomas Wilde
"Once again, I find that I can only respond to this sort of thing with the use of crowd-pleasing profanity; fuck you twice, with a rock drill for preference..."
--Thomas Wilde
"Writing is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none."
--Jules Renard
"You shouldn't trust the storyteller; only trust the story."
--Neil Gaiman
"I e-mail him telling him I'll have a full FFX walkthrough for him with much quickness. Three days later, he e-mails me back saying he wants it. Fifteen minutes later, I horribly frighten a Wal-Mart employee by walking into the electronics section and, while shaking him by his fruity blue vest, demand a copy of FFX."
--Thomas Wilde
"Canada?! Why would I want to leave America to visit America Junior?"
--Homer Simpson
"The lyrics don't mean anything! It's like 'Rama-lama-ding-dong' or 'Give Peace a Chance'!"
--Homer Simpson
"Despite the fact some people will tell you that you actions are wrong, as long as you believe in your heart that you were right, everything that matters is right there."
--Ryan Tully
"Thank you orgasm donor!"
--Jimmy Dickerson
"I can do whatever I want. I'm Mr. LaRocca. I'm crazy."
--Thomas LaRocca
ConnectInterests (6):
Friends [View Entries] Friends (49):
Friend of (43):
apple499, armoshorty, blinkbabe4ever, boshek13, cataline8, catgirlrio, chemacchiato, collectively, crzyprncs212, fontinau, gikyoushin, greenfang, gremlinboy, hovsep, iamtofer, imamunchkin, ireniebeenie, jdsunrider, leighcd, lexluther360, lucky1star, metal4lyf420, miss_p, miss_pig_e, mrguy, nowalynn, o0ocailao0o, oreofrappe, princezzkayz, smckdwn300, smore321, spinneroftales, spiritoftheice, squeaks132007, talentedlyweird, timsprncs143, trojdum, twizzlee, viollet, vodkrow, weezer83, wickedywickshaw, wildflower_21
Communities [View Entries]
Feeds [View Entries] Watching (1):
